Friend girl, I'll lick your pussy and you'll forget about guys forever

Who says it's indecent to give anal on the first date?

Honey, wait, where are you going? We didn't agree to get in the ass

I fuck her every day, but her pussy is still as tight as the first time

It's no problem for me to bring a girl to orgasm. Watch and learn

Why keep all the sperm in your balls — it belongs on that face

Came home from work and there was no food, and the girl got into her pants to apologize